Posts on The Baked Noodle

Addictive Chemicals

Fri, 14 Aug 2026 00:00:00 +0000

A little something I wrote a long time ago and just dug up:

Addictive Chemicals
Of these I dream
Addictive chemicals
My dear caffeine!
Addictive chemicals
But not cocaine
Addictive Chemicals
Straight to my brain!

Amos

Sun, 26 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000

We talking about Amos!

Amos Moses was a cajun'

Lived by his’self in the swamp

No. Not that Amos. The prophet Amos.

When was the last time you thought about Amos? Read from Amos? Went to the book of Amos on pupose? Yeah, me neither.

Let’s do it.

Quiet Moments

Sat, 25 Apr 2026 00:00:00 +0000

in the early morning

on the porch with my coffee

God is always near

The Importance Of A Good Password

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Ruh-Roh!

I’ve just logged in to my email and noticed a message from dominoes informing me that they have been hacked and user data has been leaked including passswords. I must immediately go change that password now before the russians access my account and see how many large MeatZZas I have consumed at 2am over the last 30 days! I franticly log in and change my password. Let’s see, my password was “Il0v3meSOMEpizzaP!E”, let me just change that to “1L6vePI22@!!!”.

An Uninvited House Guest

Sun, 08 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +0000

There is a bigfoot living in my crawlspace.

You think I am crazy. Let us entertain for just a moment that you are correct. That does not change the fact that I believe that sasquatch lives under my house.

I am, however, not crazy. He exists. He is down there. I hear him breathing and shuffling under the floor. When I move from the hallway to the living room; from the living room to the kitchen, he is down there shadowing my movements. I went outside last night to take out the trash, when I turned around to head back to the house, I could see his glowing, red eyes staring at me through the ventilation holes in the base blocks. He was watching me. I am sure that he is waiting for the perfect opportunity to eat me. I will be ready. In the meantime, I have left another offering of baked beans at the entrance to the crawlspace in hope that he delays the inevitable for a while longer. I hope he returns the tupperware this time, I don’t have many left.

hunger

Sun, 08 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +0000

I desire to eat human food now.

That is all. Thank you for understanding.